The story is 90% true. The original names are avoided just to safeguard the identity.
Long long ago, so long ago there lived a good boy, a very innocent guy, a decent guy so on and so forth, u can keep describing about him. he is none other than the owner of this blog. After landing on the American soil, he was spoiled mainly because of his mates. One of them is Kamesha (kama=lust). this guy is full time into sex, he thinks sex, eats sex, walks sex, sleeps sex etc... add whatever u want i don't care and he also doesn't care but very talented also. It is understandable because he comes from a country where this word sex is a taboo and still second in population. He was so excited coming to America because he could visit strip clubs. The second character is Akbarrrrrrrrrr (Fart king) simply because he has no shame at al. He always keeps farting he farts so loud that once his room mate got up. scared in the middle of the night hearing to this Fuc*in sound. he was feeling suffocated. He kicked Akbarrrr's butt and warned him not to repeat it again else wud rip his ass apart. But our Akbarrrrrrr is shameless as i already mentioned, he never learns from his mistakes. It so happened that another night he did the same thing again. But this time different room mate by name Gopikrishna. (Always a soft corner towards girls). So when Akbarrrr did that again, our Gopala got a chance to escape, he went and knocked the door of his neighbour, who is his classmate ( a girl), So he went and slept with her..... Nobody knows what happened later... ok lets come to the topic. So Kamesha, Akbarrrrr, myself (gentleman) and KK (Kalla Kadhalan in tamil= secret paramour, he shares a clandestine relation with his friend's Girl friend) all decided to go to a gentlemen's club. Hehe it is called gentlemen's club but a totally spoiled place. Anyways whats there in the name u might ask. But here everything is in the name. the club's name is called Dejavu........ When we say Dejavu, we know what it means..... yes its a feeling that you have already experienced exactly what is happening now.
It was the first time we were was visiting a place like that and we were very nervous but excited at the same time. My close pal, mantravadi, had been to this place earlier when he had visited USA. he had given me a fair idea about how to behave in these places. We all finally reached the club and as usual everyone was drooling as soon as we entered the heaven. the two great friends of mine Kamesha and Akbarrrr dont spare a scrap also, they keep ogling at scraps also. Imagine what they will do when they see beautiful blondes dancing naked. OK ok... i leave the imagination to the readers. this fellow Akbarrr, saw a blonde naked for the first time and immediately jumped on to her asking for a lap. people who have visited gentlemen's club will know what lap dance is. Anyways thats not the issue. What do u expect would have happened with our akbarr who took the lap dance with a blonde. NO, what u imagine did not happen, This fellow, our Akbarrr asked her not to dance because he cant see her dancing naked. Because his culture does not accept that it seems. Instead he started speaking to her, thank god he did not fart there. At least we presume he dint. All of a sudden i see kamesha and KK missing. I thought they were too scared of this place and started to search for them, U know where they had been? No not home, they are not soooooo decent, they had been to ATM to get money. The fun does not end here. The DJ of the club announces the offer every one hour saying, 2 for 30 and 3 for 30 something like that where we get lap dances at lesser rate. When DJ announced 3 for 30, Our KK immediately got up. He caught hold of a blonde asking for lap. But soon he realized he dint have money. KK asked Kamesha to lend him money, what to do, our kamesha is kind hearted, he gave off his money and he stood pennyless. Ultimately our kamesha could never take that offer. A friend in need is a friend in deed isnt it?
Whenever we see a girl on the road or any place for that matter, we ask ourselves, was she the same girl we saw in DEJAVU. Yes the feeling we all still experience!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S: Readers if u wish to comment, praise or criticize u r most welcome to do so. if u like the characters also please feel free to write whatever u wish to write about them. Even if u wanna abuse them, u can. U are most welcome. Basically We don't care . :-P
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
The American Life
Ever since my childhood days i was so passionate about pursuing my higher studies in America or the USA. I admit that I am not very brilliant at studies but an above average student i should say. The USA has influenced Indians so much that every other person lands in America. That was also one of the reasons for me hankering to go to USA. I completed my Engineering from BMS college of Engineering in Mechanical in the year 2004 with distinction (its true, believe me). I worked for 2 years in two companies. I have never been serious in my life and I still am not. I dont know why. Sometimes i am an hypocrite, I advice people or friends of mine to be serious in their life but I myself don't follow that. My friends in my close circle know this and they often tell me that i am wasting my talent. Seriously guys I dont know what my talent is. And one of my friend's Vishwas (Vivekananda in making) commented saying i am an OK talent in his own vocabulary. By the way I forgot to mention that i am gifted so much that i have got the best friends of my life. I should definitely name them here. My childhood friend PRASANNA, the most gifted and talented person. U wanna know more about this guy please see my testimonial about him on his orkut page. we have been friends since our nursery days. Then I met KIRAN (Hard worker), Vishwas (Small Vivekananda), SRIKANTH (Shastry for namesake but all criminal brains) in my high school (Vijaya High School). Then When I joined Engg i got a bunch of friends AMEET RAWAL (gujju), BASU (mallu), DEEPAK (Gowda), GANGADHAR (Marati), GOOFY (Telugu), MADHURI (Iyer) and RAHUL SHETTY (Bunt) and many more. wow unity in diversity. How can I forget SATISH and GANESH (arnold) whom i got to know through prasanna. Now tell me am i not gifted.
I know i wont deviate from my topic. Thatw as just an introduction. Then after i worked for a couple of years, i was bored of my work rather i was doomed. I realized i was in trouble, I took up GMAT and applied for my higher studies. I got admits from several universities. I decided to join University of Cincinnati (MS-MIS major) and finally I landed in USA on 26th of August 2007, the day i can never forget in my life. It was my dream cum true. I touched my feet on the american soil.
Only sooner i realized that this happiness was only temporary. I was left all alone. I had never stayed alone in my entire life till then. but that moment, i thought I had committed the biggest blunder in my life. What a bummer! there was no one to speak with. there was no phone to call home. there was no computer to connect to the internet. What can u do alone in a strange land? I begged for a cell phone from one of the seniors and finally i made a call to my mom in India (what a beautiful name, very pleasant to hear). the moment she answered the phone, i couldn't tolerate anymore and i burst out. But then i realized that i Had come for a purpose and should work towards it. As days passed, I started making acquaintances with people here.
Ever since i landed here, I have been wondering what these local people are upto? I always see them independent. they never mingle with people. I understand that it is good in a way. but baba how can u live like that for the entire life. probably because i was not brought up like that i cant think of living a life like them. As soon as u enter ur apartment, u r cut off from the external world. Pepople are so crazy here. they are crazy about anything and everything. the most craziest of all is the "American Football". no....... what you think is wrong. This is not a game played with the legs, if u ever thought so, u r wrong. This is a game played with ur hands and hands alone. seriously crazy people. And these people want to be different in all walks of life. I dont know why. Seriously we will go mad in this country. the first thing, Cars driven on the right side. that is accepted. but take anything, it will be different. for example, the switch should be lifted up to turn it on. the door keys should be turned anticlockwise to lock, they still dont understand the metric system and measure temperatue in Fahrenheit, and many such things. U can ask me why cant we be wrong, yes i would have accepted it if the entire world had followed it and we had not. These people only ask the entire world to follow a system. then why not they? Are they any exception? Seriously crazy!!!!!!!!
Nothing like India guys. anyone who is like me dying to step in to USA, please after reading this blog make up your mind, be prepared to face the harsh realities. There are many small things in life that we will be missing while we would be busy trying to achieve big things which sometimes we might not get at all. but in retrospect, we have gained what? nothing!!!!!!!!!! Infact I have missed a lot of things in my life.
But one thing for sure, I have learnt how difficult it is to lead an independent life. I want to get back to India as soon as i finish my graduation. :-)
JANANI JANMA BHOOMISCHA SWARGADAPI GAREYASI!!!!!!! Jai Hind
Well folks,
Dont think this is the end. Its not that, life is all that boring in america. there is a life here too. but it starts only in the night. Yes the night life of America!!!!!!!!!! It lures u. Let me write about all those in my next blog. Keep waiting.
I know i wont deviate from my topic. Thatw as just an introduction. Then after i worked for a couple of years, i was bored of my work rather i was doomed. I realized i was in trouble, I took up GMAT and applied for my higher studies. I got admits from several universities. I decided to join University of Cincinnati (MS-MIS major) and finally I landed in USA on 26th of August 2007, the day i can never forget in my life. It was my dream cum true. I touched my feet on the american soil.
Only sooner i realized that this happiness was only temporary. I was left all alone. I had never stayed alone in my entire life till then. but that moment, i thought I had committed the biggest blunder in my life. What a bummer! there was no one to speak with. there was no phone to call home. there was no computer to connect to the internet. What can u do alone in a strange land? I begged for a cell phone from one of the seniors and finally i made a call to my mom in India (what a beautiful name, very pleasant to hear). the moment she answered the phone, i couldn't tolerate anymore and i burst out. But then i realized that i Had come for a purpose and should work towards it. As days passed, I started making acquaintances with people here.
Ever since i landed here, I have been wondering what these local people are upto? I always see them independent. they never mingle with people. I understand that it is good in a way. but baba how can u live like that for the entire life. probably because i was not brought up like that i cant think of living a life like them. As soon as u enter ur apartment, u r cut off from the external world. Pepople are so crazy here. they are crazy about anything and everything. the most craziest of all is the "American Football". no....... what you think is wrong. This is not a game played with the legs, if u ever thought so, u r wrong. This is a game played with ur hands and hands alone. seriously crazy people. And these people want to be different in all walks of life. I dont know why. Seriously we will go mad in this country. the first thing, Cars driven on the right side. that is accepted. but take anything, it will be different. for example, the switch should be lifted up to turn it on. the door keys should be turned anticlockwise to lock, they still dont understand the metric system and measure temperatue in Fahrenheit, and many such things. U can ask me why cant we be wrong, yes i would have accepted it if the entire world had followed it and we had not. These people only ask the entire world to follow a system. then why not they? Are they any exception? Seriously crazy!!!!!!!!
Nothing like India guys. anyone who is like me dying to step in to USA, please after reading this blog make up your mind, be prepared to face the harsh realities. There are many small things in life that we will be missing while we would be busy trying to achieve big things which sometimes we might not get at all. but in retrospect, we have gained what? nothing!!!!!!!!!! Infact I have missed a lot of things in my life.
But one thing for sure, I have learnt how difficult it is to lead an independent life. I want to get back to India as soon as i finish my graduation. :-)
JANANI JANMA BHOOMISCHA SWARGADAPI GAREYASI!!!!!!! Jai Hind
Well folks,
Dont think this is the end. Its not that, life is all that boring in america. there is a life here too. but it starts only in the night. Yes the night life of America!!!!!!!!!! It lures u. Let me write about all those in my next blog. Keep waiting.
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